Espanola Lecture

 
Date:
February 5, 1998
Location:
Espanola, NM
 
 
 
 

What are these books? Who has brought it? You? From where you got this?

Student: (---).

YB: (?). They are changed man. It used to be simply called glands, (?) how much they charge you?

Student: (---).

YB: Eleven bucks? It used to be dollar twenty-five.

Student: (---).

YB: (?), so it's good. Everybody is here whom God wants him to be here. This book worth ten dollars made by Roza Krishna, a Christian order you all must have it. There is no book like this. And this is a basic book. You must know about your glands. Try to understand life. The gland secretes, join the blood stream and that... doctor am I right?

Doctor: Yeah.

YB: It's right. If the glands secrete right... We will talk afterwards this class, then you can both teach.

(Student's laughter)

That's fine. No problem, no, problem.

If the glands can secrete, gland can....

Student: Secrete,

YB: The amount of proportion of the ratio in which the secretion is or not according your genetic need, you understand, and mixes with the blood flow you can never get old. Or you become old like me, I want to get old. You know there are certain things. I started taking herbs for few days and after ten, fifteen days my beard started becoming black. I left it. I don't want it.

(Student's laughter)

Everybody knows I am not young, why should I become young. Why should be I be hung on being young.

(Student's laughter)

You know. I have seen the glorious days.

The idea of that spirit is that subtlety, that essence of subtlety, when you have no fear of going from here and you are sure where you are going. Destiny and designation and distance three, trinities, destiny, designation and distance is you consciously can cover. Destiny...

Student: Designation and distance.

YB: And distance you consciously can cover. Love relationship, sex relationship, who does this to that and somebody is (?), hetero, God knows how many names you have given to all this and love affair, platonic love, commotional love, emotional love, first sight love, soul mate, you know, you have so many things to say. This is nothing but a glandular act. Everything is a glandular act, you know. If your...

(YB's laughter)

It's very funny. If your pituitary does not command the glandular system... pituitary is the Lord of glandular system. And pituitary has no authority but pineal, that little rock in the center of the head, right doctor? Rock. They call... these MDs, mad people, they call it rock. When I used to teach UCLA I used to laugh. They call it rock. But that rock has very powerful thing. That rock has what you call it a vibratory command. It's called reflectory system of projection. And to support that rock, support that rock the stem of the brain has three rings. And they call calculated measurements of life.

In thousand year or so man will learn about brain and man and rings and pineal and pituitary and all that. We are about thousand year away. When I used to teach in UCLA I used to say there are twelve glands, they used to say no, nine. We have been fighting that since then. There is a one gland here what do they call that thing?

Student: (---).

YB: They say it dies. Now they say no it never dies, it lives. You know, who knows. What do they know what lives and what dies. Why we do not know what lives and what dies because we are insanely insensitive. We eat such a groggy food, have you seen that. Taken a food and there you will sink. Right. If not that glass of wine will do. If not that, then a huge chocolate and sweet dish and what is that thing you smell it, what they call it cognac, something, it's a sweet something that will do. And next morning you want to be very sensitive, very alert, very real. From where? How?

The process of life is with every breath energy should augment the body. With every breath...

Student: Energy should augment the body.

YB: And with every exercise the nervous system should supplement the body. You know what I am saying? And in every circulation the secretion should be complete. Glands must be forced to secrete. You know when you take a hot water shower. You do, you do, you do, you do. Right, I am not saying anything watch this,

(Student's laughter)

When you take, when you take hot water shower the blood runs to glands. It overloads the glands. It gives them lot of energy. But when you take cold shower blood rushes through all capillaries to everywhere and to glandular capillaries therefore really they get blood supply and they have to secrete. It's no cousin brother system, it is has to. They have no choice. There is no choice. And when the cold shower touches you (?) and some people I have seen say Wahe Wahe Guru , Whaa-hay Guroo A mantra of ecstasy and dwelling in God. It is the Infinite teacher of the soul. Also called the gur mantra. GuruWahe Guru , Whaa-hay Guroo A mantra of ecstasy and dwelling in God. It is the Infinite teacher of the soul. Also called the gur mantra. Guru That which takes us from ignorance to knowledge; from darkness, gu, to light, ru. It can be a person, a teaching, or in its most subtle form - the Word. , Wahe Wahe Guru , Whaa-hay Guroo A mantra of ecstasy and dwelling in God. It is the Infinite teacher of the soul. Also called the gur mantra. GuruWahe Guru , Whaa-hay Guroo A mantra of ecstasy and dwelling in God. It is the Infinite teacher of the soul. Also called the gur mantra. Guru That which takes us from ignorance to knowledge; from darkness, gu, to light, ru. It can be a person, a teaching, or in its most subtle form - the Word. , Wahe Wahe Guru , Whaa-hay Guroo A mantra of ecstasy and dwelling in God. It is the Infinite teacher of the soul. Also called the gur mantra. GuruWahe Guru , Whaa-hay Guroo A mantra of ecstasy and dwelling in God. It is the Infinite teacher of the soul. Also called the gur mantra. Guru That which takes us from ignorance to knowledge; from darkness, gu, to light, ru. It can be a person, a teaching, or in its most subtle form - the Word. . Remember that? That's a must. That much torture and pain to the body is enough to keep body healthy.

'Kar Shnan Simar Prab Apna, Mann Tann Paye Aroga.'

If you get up in the morning and do the shnan and remember this if you take seven o'clock cold bath it will be very cold. If you take four and five it will not be that cold. Try it, I am not saying something that you don't want to try it. Kar Shnan Simar Prab Apna-take a bath and meditate on your God, mind and body will be disease free. That's how it is, that's how it goes.

So glands are the guardians of health. Glands also have one thing, they are actually the source of your mental energy. And the glandular chemistry of the blood is the responsibility of person. You know if the glands over secrete, thyroid over secreted then you are in trouble, it if less secretes you are in trouble, you have to supplement it, you know what I mean. So under the circumstances we have a capacity to know ourself. You know blood is heavier, so it goes into the lungs and if the breath doesn't go deep to touch it, you will not have enough oxygen. You know what I am saying? If your breath is not long, not deep, it doesn't touch the blood, it will not give you any help.

Today we have a very typical story. There was a young girl, she came, she has a terrible pain in the belly. Terrible. And she was crying and she wanted to go home. I looked at her, I said, "You are menstruating?"

She said, "Yeah."

I said, "Go make this tea and just drink it, you will be all right in two minutes."

Whenever in a female the air goes into the uterus, female cannot work. Nay. Either it is headache or lethargy or absolutely no sensitivity. These are the things with the body which you have to understand. Why? If you have a uterus that's fine, you have a vagina that's fine, you have penis that is fine, whatever you have, that's your God given gift. But it is directly commanded and connected with pituitary. And pituitary is the master gland which commands all glandular system. Right? And when pituitary finds the foundation is shaking, there is something wrong... You know watch those people who have got... You call them piles or what you call them.

Student: (---).

YB: Hemorrhoids, they are so badly hammered you can't believe it. It's not that bleeding down there, whole system responds differently. The body is a Temple, it needs cleaning, it needs care, it needs good food. Like onions. Like cucumbers. Some people hate ginger, (?) ginger. Garlic, onion and ginger are three roots. Cashew, pistachio, almond, walnuts, right, are basic nuts. Raisin, banana, mango powder are chat masala, sweet, pear, so you may not have any skin disease or stone or something. Apple will not do you any good but that much good you will not even feel it. But it is very good. And what is there, take an apple, take a pear, take (?), take banana, take some oranges, put it together, put chat masala, make it tasty, sit down and eat. Altogether. Take cucumber you will avoid the old age. I am eating these days cucumbers because I think old as I am I should not go further old. So just about two cucumbers in the morning they work.

Your life has a system, it is called genetic system. And some of your genes are there to kill you, some of your genes make you live, but sometime the killing genes they get powerful when the living genes get weak. And it has been seen people who do not have deep breath their killing genes become stronger, otherwise they remain dormant.

Because I was talking to one of my punditPundit A Hindu who is learned in scripture. and I said, "PunditPundit A Hindu who is learned in scripture. whole world told me that I am going to live forty-eight years and I am sixty-eight man. What's the problem?" Then he gave me this theory. He read it to me.

So yesterday Dr. AmritAmrit , Aamrit The nectar of bliss; also the ceremony in which a person dedicates their life to the Khalsa. came here and he was talking very wise about diabetes and this and that, but he is a young doctor, he was not sure that I was listening or not. But I was listening. I was not even listening, I was trying to listen more. Because there was a show in CNN (?) this was hard and (?). Even our CNN and all that has become now kind of yoga journal for nothing. Because people where the trend is, my problem with you is that in fourteen years from now the world will come to its end mentally empty, personally chaotic and livingly insensitive. If by that time you do not develop the sensory system of healing and do not have the strength to carry people and can inject in them the energy that they can be back again like forklift. If you are not by that time in fourteen years forklift, people will catch you in the road and drag you behind their vehicle and kill you. Because they will think you are hypocrite, you are phony, you are not helping. And mob madness will be all after you. That's what I am worried about. I am not worried about... and even you take off your turban and all that. Shave off your head, look like a bhikshu. They will track it down that this man... because you cannot hide the auraAura The radiant field of energy and consciousness that surrounds the physical body and which holds and organizes the seven centers of energy called chakras. Its strength, measured by brightness and radius, determines the vitality, mental concerns, and psychophysical integrity of a person. . You can hide your turban, you can hide your everything (?), where you will take your auraAura The radiant field of energy and consciousness that surrounds the physical body and which holds and organizes the seven centers of energy called chakras. Its strength, measured by brightness and radius, determines the vitality, mental concerns, and psychophysical integrity of a person. . They will catch you.

This is a technical word which is coming on our head. We have done very much, we have married, we have divorced, we have loved, we have hated, we have talked, but look at this. World is now sixty percent shallow. Are you with me? Look at yourself. How much.... take a taper recorder and put it round your thing and record everything you say in the whole day. In the night before going to bed transcribe it. Okay. Read the transcript next day or listen to the tape yourself, you will be so ashamed of yourself. How much you have lied, how much you have said which was not to be said. I mean, it's improvement. People who go to this scientology and they say they charge so much money. Why should not? A person sit before with a e-meter and you talk and e-meter says you are lying, it says you are lying, so you talk again. Like this. They charge twenty dollars an hour what is so big deal. But the best e-meter is do not bother just from here it can be over the neck and that can (?) sensitive (?) record everything. You said or somebody said. Understand? And see it next day. How much you have talked which you should not have talked. And if you do it once a week only it will affect you, absolutely clear your consciousnessConsciousness The nature of the self and being. In the realm of nature, awareness becomes consciousness. It is from the being itself. Being is expressed in consciousness through contrasts and sensations, in awareness through merger, clarity, and reality. .

We have a habit to gossip, because we do not like to be gospel. You understand the fight is between gossip and gospel. Gospel is heavy, like twenty-four karat gold. Platinum. Right. And what is gossip, leaf. 'Have you heard this? No, no, no you must not have heard this. Let me tell you for your information. What? Well, Mrs. so and so went to a restaurant and she had diarrhea. And she embarrassed her husband so much he is out to divorce her.' Neither Mrs. went, nor she had a diarrhea nor she is divorcing her husband but you made up a gossip. And you said don't tell anybody. Take, take an oath first, you won't talk to anybody okay. Then that other person says, okay, you take an oath you are not going to talk to anybody. And that's what they say telegram, telephone and telesikh. Everybody will hear. And everybody will say you are on oath. Why we do this? Why all we do this? Why we are so handicapped, why we are so stubborn, so social? Why we are so lonely, why we want friendship, because we don't have ourself with us. We don't have ourself with us.

If I know myself, I am very beautiful, very wise, very gracious, very put together person, why should I seek anybody. For what? If I am poor, if I am poor and I know I am not poor, how I will be poor. Not only poor, I have become pauper twice. I was a prince born and I became pauper twice. Perfect pauper. But I was not pauper. Either you are a prince or you a pauper. Money and bank account and friends do not matter. Have you seen people distributing pizza? Have you? Do you watch that? I always watch that. That's why mostly we get pizza sliced at the shop. But if at home you give it to one person he makes slice not bigger than this. And somebody else will make this big. It's not the slice, it's the nature. Have you seen people cutting cakes? Have you? Watch them.

(YB's laughter)

Some people slice so much that you can see through the slice of the cake and some give you so thick that you do not know what do with it.

These are our nature, we live not by life. We breathe by life and we live by nature. It's our nature which people trust. Nobody trust us. Nobody can trust us. Nanak said,

"Karmee Aapo Aapnee Ke Nerai Ke Dur."

Your actions can decide whether you are near to God or you are faraway.

These are technological terms in which we have this KundaliniKundalini Comes from the word "kundal"; coiled energy; the creative potential of an individual. Kundalini Yoga It is a Raaj Yoga that creates vitality in the body, balance in the mind, and openness to the spirit. It is used by the householder, busy in the world, to create immediate clarity. The fourth Guru in the Sikh tradition, Guru Ram Das, was acknowledged as the greatest Raaj Yogi. (See Raaj Yogi.) He opened this long secret tradition to all. YogaKundalini Yoga It is a Raaj Yoga that creates vitality in the body, balance in the mind, and openness to the spirit. It is used by the householder, busy in the world, to create immediate clarity. The fourth Guru in the Sikh tradition, Guru Ram Das, was acknowledged as the greatest Raaj Yogi. (See Raaj Yogi.) He opened this long secret tradition to all. . What is a KundaliniKundalini Comes from the word "kundal"; coiled energy; the creative potential of an individual. Kundalini Yoga It is a Raaj Yoga that creates vitality in the body, balance in the mind, and openness to the spirit. It is used by the householder, busy in the world, to create immediate clarity. The fourth Guru in the Sikh tradition, Guru Ram Das, was acknowledged as the greatest Raaj Yogi. (See Raaj Yogi.) He opened this long secret tradition to all. YogaKundalini Yoga It is a Raaj Yoga that creates vitality in the body, balance in the mind, and openness to the spirit. It is used by the householder, busy in the world, to create immediate clarity. The fourth Guru in the Sikh tradition, Guru Ram Das, was acknowledged as the greatest Raaj Yogi. (See Raaj Yogi.) He opened this long secret tradition to all. ? To uncoil your reserve energy to keep balance. It's a biorhythm. When you are down it balances to be middle. When you are up it brings to middle. So you are a small nirmal, soft, steady.

One day I was discussing with somebody, I was yelling and screaming and scared the man to death and moment we finished, I said, "Hello how are you, you want to have cup of tea?" And he looked at me like this.

"What?"

I said, "No that is gone now..."

"Are you not mad at me?"

I said, "I don't know how to be. Fine."

"But sir, you yelled and screamed at me."

I said, "Didn't that scare out of you?"

He said, "Yes."

I said, "That's all I wanted to know. If I had scared you and it is being scared you will not do it again. That's all. Now we are friends."

Projected micro energy into macro consciousnessConsciousness The nature of the self and being. In the realm of nature, awareness becomes consciousness. It is from the being itself. Being is expressed in consciousness through contrasts and sensations, in awareness through merger, clarity, and reality. of the individual cleans out all the dirt and gives a person standard life. You know in Zen Buddhism you have to look to the wall and there is a man with a stick going around and if you just are not right, the stick one, two, three, right on you; now what that does. People become so sensitive of people walking in their back or getting their stick that they end up concentrating very good. Because nobody wants to be beaten. And this is because it is a professional you can't charge them with assault and battery. You volunteer for it. And they have a very flat bamboo stick. When that touches the skin you know you are wrong. But we do the different thing. We know we are right. Some people act through guilt, we act through courage. Some people think of sin, we are thinking Ang Sang Wahe Wahe Guru , Whaa-hay Guroo A mantra of ecstasy and dwelling in God. It is the Infinite teacher of the soul. Also called the gur mantra. GuruWahe Guru , Whaa-hay Guroo A mantra of ecstasy and dwelling in God. It is the Infinite teacher of the soul. Also called the gur mantra. Guru That which takes us from ignorance to knowledge; from darkness, gu, to light, ru. It can be a person, a teaching, or in its most subtle form - the Word. , God is with us. Some people need help. We want to help. Some people want to take, we want to give. We are very weirdos absolutely opposite to the normal, scared, guilt regime. We have no guilt. Whatever God did with Adam and Eve is not our problem. He ate apple but we ate snake. We wanted to come out of garden of Eden. To multiply. Can you imagine we all like little, little (?) things would have been running around in garden of Eden doing nothing? Five and a half billion after, little. It's not...

What is not right is not right. There are big egos. I am celibate. And I have all the wet dreams of the world.

(Student's laughter)

What celibacy is that? I don't eat anything, I don't speak anything and whole day I am writing on a paper. You know what I mean? Have you seen, I have seen one person. He can't speak. First thing he wrote to me, "Yogiji, I cannot speak, I am sorry."

I said, "Why you are apologizing?"

"I have three questions," and then he wrote three questions. He is double speaking, first he thinks, second he is forming the words, third he is writing, fourth he is giving me his apology.

Get up in the morning, do your SadhanaSadhana , Saadhana A spiritual discipline; the early morning practice of yoga, meditation, and other spiritual exercises. The Aquarian Sadhana can be an individual or group practice; Ideally, it includes the recitation of Japji Sahib, a Kundalini Yoga kriya, and chanting the Aquarian Sadhana meditations, immediately followed by Gurdwara. According to Yogi Bhajan, the potency of any Kundalini Yoga and meditation practice will be enhanced in a group setting. , dress beautifully, go to the world, smile. Even one who has to kill you, you smile he may miss the shot. The strength in you is in your smile and in your songs. There is no other strength. That's why we will do tonight something very nice. All right?

Take your left hand and put your right hand over and put this on the mercury finger and make a fist. Now, don't make a joke, do it correct. Elbow must be held by left hand. And this fist should be so odd when you open, you cannot open. That much hard it has to become, that tight. All right? Tight, see. Very tight. Put your eyes at the tip of you nose, solid. Correct?

Hey, put that music of ArdasArdas Prayer; the formal group prayer of the Sikhs. BhaiBhai Brother. , and they will whistle. You will whistle.

(The ArdasArdas Prayer; the formal group prayer of the Sikhs. BhaiBhai Brother. tape is played in the class)

Side B

The tape continues.....

(Tape stops)

Inhale, put your both hands and lock them in the back please. You know where your back is. It should not be difficult. Now stretch out your chest and your shoulders pull backward. And sit straight.

If you will not disturb him we are not disturbed by him.

(The tape 'SatSat Existence; what is; the subtle essence of Infinity itself. Sat Naam , Sat Nam The essence or seed embodied in form; the identity of truth. When used as a greeting it means "I greet and salute that reality and truth which is your soul." It is called the Bij Mantra - the seed for all that comes. Sat Naam , Sat Nam The essence or seed embodied in form; the identity of truth. When used as a greeting it means "I greet and salute that reality and truth which is your soul." It is called the Bij Mantra - the seed for all that comes. NamSat Naam , Sat Nam The essence or seed embodied in form; the identity of truth. When used as a greeting it means "I greet and salute that reality and truth which is your soul." It is called the Bij Mantra - the seed for all that comes. Naam , Nam The manifested identity of the essence. The word derives from Naa-ay-ma , which means "that which is not, now is born." A Naam gives identity, form, and expression to that which was only essence or subtle before. It is also referred to as the Word. , Wahe Wahe Guru , Whaa-hay Guroo A mantra of ecstasy and dwelling in God. It is the Infinite teacher of the soul. Also called the gur mantra. GuruWahe Guru , Whaa-hay Guroo A mantra of ecstasy and dwelling in God. It is the Infinite teacher of the soul. Also called the gur mantra. Guru That which takes us from ignorance to knowledge; from darkness, gu, to light, ru. It can be a person, a teaching, or in its most subtle form - the Word. ...' is played in the class)

YB (Over the tape): Move your head like this as you are a tree in the wind. And mentally follow the sound.

This sound is sung by a man who has mastery on the sound.

Move at the base of pelvic zone. You must move from the base eighteen inches. Nine inches each time.

Inhale,

(Tape stops)

Put your hands forward please and put that Tantric tape Har. And you have to move with that fast. And it has to be like axe, cut it like an axe. That will save you from ever any heart disease ever can go through.

(The Tantric tape is played in the class)

YB (Over the tape): Powerful this has to be a solid (?).

Stronger, do it stronger.

Inhale,

(The tape stops).

All hands up.

Stretch your body every muscle and pull upward. Pull. Cannon fire, go. Inhale again, inhale deep and squeeze your body from toe to top every part of it. Because that way you make the energy go equally right now. Fire out. Inhale deep, deep, deep, deep, stretch, stretch, stretch, stretch, stretch, relax.

Okay, it won't hurt you if you do it home. And we will meet next week again. My responsibility to teach is beneficial, because some of you will first become a slave and do it right, then become a master to teach it right. You misunderstand the meaning of slavery or surrender. Western do not have any idea. It means putting all the energy into learning, you do not become slave of a man. You become slave of the teachings. And then you do not become a master as a man, you become master of the teachings. So that misunderstanding you should not have. You have fourteen years.

Put that tape.

(The tape 'On this day....' is played in the class)

Thou may help me to find thee in my essence, in my flow, in my projection. Grant me the purity and the piety and the excellence to serve, to care, to share. Give me the prosperity to exalt those who are in dire need. Make me bright and beautiful and give me the bliss. So I can serve thee in every form. Thou are my Creator, help me to recognize you in every human. Give the strength in the beginning, in the middle, in the end, that I can see thee with these two eyes with my sensory system. Hear Thy words through my entire celestial music and I speak Thy words through Thy projective essence so we all (?) live in love. Give me the love which has no boundary, no jurisdiction and no touch, make it so uninfinite that I can represent thee in my heart. SatSat Existence; what is; the subtle essence of Infinity itself. Sat Naam , Sat Nam The essence or seed embodied in form; the identity of truth. When used as a greeting it means "I greet and salute that reality and truth which is your soul." It is called the Bij Mantra - the seed for all that comes. Sat Naam , Sat Nam The essence or seed embodied in form; the identity of truth. When used as a greeting it means "I greet and salute that reality and truth which is your soul." It is called the Bij Mantra - the seed for all that comes. NamSat Naam , Sat Nam The essence or seed embodied in form; the identity of truth. When used as a greeting it means "I greet and salute that reality and truth which is your soul." It is called the Bij Mantra - the seed for all that comes. Naam , Nam The manifested identity of the essence. The word derives from Naa-ay-ma , which means "that which is not, now is born." A Naam gives identity, form, and expression to that which was only essence or subtle before. It is also referred to as the Word. .

Students: SatSat Existence; what is; the subtle essence of Infinity itself. Sat Naam , Sat Nam The essence or seed embodied in form; the identity of truth. When used as a greeting it means "I greet and salute that reality and truth which is your soul." It is called the Bij Mantra - the seed for all that comes. Sat Naam , Sat Nam The essence or seed embodied in form; the identity of truth. When used as a greeting it means "I greet and salute that reality and truth which is your soul." It is called the Bij Mantra - the seed for all that comes. NamSat Naam , Sat Nam The essence or seed embodied in form; the identity of truth. When used as a greeting it means "I greet and salute that reality and truth which is your soul." It is called the Bij Mantra - the seed for all that comes. Naam , Nam The manifested identity of the essence. The word derives from Naa-ay-ma , which means "that which is not, now is born." A Naam gives identity, form, and expression to that which was only essence or subtle before. It is also referred to as the Word. .

YB: Oh you brought the cookies? Why didn't you tell before? Cookies will be served. I thought.... oh yeah you have birthday I will (?) we celebrated (?) now right. Memories.

(Student's laughter)

Now what you are serving something else?

Student: (------)

YB: Three kinds, wow.

It was a beautiful day today, in the morning about six thirty or seven o'clock it started snowing. Right? We were so happy and we enjoyed and had a dance, but unfortunately the brutal sun came out and we lost the scene, right. Maybe tonight God may bless us again but chances are very remote.

(Student's laughter)

We need about six inches snow in New Mexico to survive. So I think once a while when you do prayer for lot of things ask for snow. Snow is one phenomenon of God which makes the Earth virgin. And the purity of that white snow and flakes seeps into the Mother Earth. And from that man is nurtured for the rest of the year. But where it doesn't snow there flood takes its own route and bring most nurturing soil to the Earth. When everything fails then volcanoes burst up. And those ashes bring so much mineral to the Earth. The mankind can live.

It all starts with one little drop of water which has the strength with the power of the sun to fly to the top, travel to kiss the top, top of the mountain and drop. Sometime that drop of water become light and what you call them snow (?). And that's what we need here. And we need about six inches of it. You know east coast and west coast is getting it. You know what I mean. They are really getting it. And two days from now they are going to get it really good. They all have fun. Oh we live on the beach. Now there will be no beach and no (?) it is going to be washed away, the way ocean is getting angry at these beach people making it polluted. You understand what I mean? So ocean has its time and (?) way. But we who live here on a plateau, the land of enchantment needs about six inches of snow. So I think... I don't know how many of you have good practice of prayers.

(Student's laughter)

Now, you can't feel my cookies, no way.

(Student's laughter)

We'll be teaching, when now?

Student: Tuesday and Wednesday.

YB: Why we didn't teach this Tuesday and Wednesday?

Student: (-----)

YB: Oh President, oh Clinton (?).

The class sings: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you......

YB: And many more.

Student: (------)

YB: Clinton can say I didn't go to New Mexico and on a cross (?) he said, I won't go to Los Alamos laps. You know what I mean?

(Student's laughter)

You understand what I am saying?

Student: Yes sir.

YB: Thing is not what you said, thing is what is to be said. You know that young girl who is claiming so many things, they don't give her now any forgiveness for it? You know what that attorney is going to say? Girls have a birthright of gossiping.

(Student's laughter)

But that is not a gospel. So it cannot be... it is true, there is a supreme court ruling on it.

(Student's laughter)

Gossip cannot be treated as gospel. Two girls always gossip. So what happened in this case three gossiped. Including FBI agent. Which they will crush him up after Clinton comes out of it. I think...

What do you think as a general opinion, cloud is over?

Student: Yeah.

YB: He has gained five more points in popularity.

(Student's laughter)

Actually.... well his popularity is blowing up after a blowjob. Isn't that true?

(Student's laughter)

What do you mean bad? This is (?) people are reacting.

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